I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension, and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport, and as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me out to any point in history that I would care to go. *

And so I had them send me forward to Monday morning, so that I could bring you back this authoritative list of commercials that will be airing during Sunday’s Super Bowl.

• Amy Borkowsky
• Angels and Demons Super Bowl Ad
• Budweiser Clydesdale Super Bowl Ad
• Carreer Builder Super Bowl Ad
• Cars.com Super Bowl Ad
• Cheetos Super Bowl Ad
• Chuck Super Bowl Ad
• Denny’s Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos “Free Doritos” Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos New Flavor Pitch Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos Power of the Crunch Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos The Chase Super Bowl Ad
• Doritos Too Delicious Super Bowl Ad
• Fast and the Furious Super Bowl Ad
• Frosted Flakes Super Bowl Ad
• GI Joe Super Bowl Ad
• Go Daddy Danica Patrick Super Bowl Ad
• Go Daddy Super Bowl Ad
• H and R Block Super Bowl Ad
• Heineken Super Bowl Ad
• Heroes Super Bowl Ad
• Hyundai Genesis Super Bowl Ad
• Hyundai Super Bowl Ad
• Jay Leno Super Bowl Ad
• Kings Super Bowl Ad
• LMAO NBC Super Bowl Ad
• Land of the Lost Super Bowl Ad
• Medium Super Bowl Ad
• Miller One Second Super Bowl Ad
• Monsters vs. Aliens Super Bowl Ad
• NFL Network Super Bowl Ad
• Pedigree Super Bowl Ad
• Pepsi Super Bowl Ad
• Sobe Lizard Lake Super Bowl Ad
• Sobe Super Bowl Ad
• Star Trek Super Bowl Ad
• Super Bowl Ads 2009
• Super Bowl Commercials 2009
• Super Bowl Commercials Live Coverage
• Teleflora Super Bowl Ad
• Transformers Super Bowl Ad

* Just kidding, I didn’t time-travel. I just visited Mahalo!